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closet box

There's a box inside my closet where half my heart belongs.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
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In the closet

Someone who's LGBTQQIA+ but hasn't come out yet
James was in the closet for ten years after realising that he was a trans man.
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.
Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!
by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011
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Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.
How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)
by Ronald Lee November 6, 2023
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closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably
"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"
by anero7 May 24, 2023
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Inside out closet

Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight
He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.
by Your dad loves me January 27, 2023
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