Ass Check

When a female hits you with her Glutes; which may cause injury, loss of balance, or pain. Also when cuddling an accelerated motion into the spoon position.

Why so you have to Ass Check me so much.

by kingofthejourney May 13, 2015

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

bagpipe check

a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.

After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.

by kilt_lifter March 8, 2022

Vibe Check

Vibe check can be used as a type of « he/she beat you at the game.» Or « he/she won the fight.»

«Dude he vibe checked you hard!»
«You just got vibe checked bro.»

by VibeChecker November 7, 2019

Check Debt

What broke bitches say instead of cash money

Bruh, Dr. Phil's dick is hella check debt, he's the best sugar daddy.

by buffsukinotnatsuki December 15, 2019

Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012