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Taylor Swift 

A beautiful, blonde girl who is an american country/pop singer and songwriter. Many often target her as a slut because she writes about love. Swift is just a young woman who deserves everything she has because she has made millions of her fans happy and has saved many people's lives. Her songs are amazing, and the people who hate on her are mostly directioners because she dated Harry Styles. And that is really stupid.
directioner: ew, it's taylor swift!1!!1! She so gross, she keep her hands off ma harry1!!11!
swiftie: do you even English?
Taylor Swift by beautifuhl April 24, 2014
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taylor lautner 

A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.

taylor swiftitus 

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life
what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus
taylor swiftitus by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

Taylor Alesia 

To be a pedophile who dates people younger than you.

To have a better verse than your boyfriend
Being 21 years old and dating a 17 year old kid.

"Hey you Taylor Alesia your song with your girlfriend"
Taylor Alesia by Goat#1 August 1, 2017

Taylor High School 

Taylor High School

A school located in Piece of shit Pierson, Florida where 90% of the school is Hispanics that roam the halls and wear their non name brand clothing. FFA is maximum capacity every year due to the amount of Hillbillies that go to Taylor High School. The sports teams suck ass and it consists of the Softball Sluts, Bitchy baseball players, The cheerleaders are hideous, wanna-be anorexic bitches with acne-covered faces. The Football players drink each other's ball sweat after practice everyday and do steroids to look cool, when they cant when a game. It's an extremely beautiful campus, with alot of ugly bitches. If you want to be in the "popular" crowd, sleep around with every STD infested guy at this school, which are most of them. There are at least 20 pregnant Mexicans a year. The Gym coach is a pedophile that wears short shorts, and women's gym shoes. Don't go to Taylor unless you want your profession to be under the following categories:
Druggie
Slut
Hooker
Coke head
Dealer
STD-infested bitch
Hispanic.
Guy: Dude! I'm switching to Taylor High School!
Guy 2: Cool man, hook me up with some roofies.

Taylor Robertson 

A sexy mother fucker who cant smell but doesnt care cause he gets many bitchs on his D all dayy erry day. He is a pro football playa and can throw like a mix of jesus and Fergie. This nigga right here can spit raps faster then anyman and is loved by everyone. how i wish i was him.
" That guy is no Taylor Robertson "

or
' Taylor Robertson = sex'
Taylor Robertson by Godly man16 August 22, 2011

Taylor Swift 

Hilary Duff as a country singer.
Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.
Taylor Swift by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009