Squid

A bad sum bitch that makes your girlfriends panties wet by doing wheelies with no gear on.

Omg!!!! Babe, did you see that squid do a wheelie? I’m so wet!!!

by Squidward2020 June 26, 2020

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020

Squid

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta

by UCSAM September 16, 2020

Squiddium

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.

"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"

by CFudSensations November 2, 2020

squidgable

A big, fat, Cunt of a man that thinks he is the funniest person in the world.

How are you man?
Feeling a bit Squidgable.
Shame.

by CuntSmasher64 October 3, 2020

Squid

Someone that acts stupid or is ignorant

Arden arcade is field with a bunch of squids

by The goat 😅 October 10, 2020

Squid

Harley Davidson owners who refuse to wear gear and post on bikes and beards Facebook page with illogical arguments for doing so.

That guys is a total squid.

by anonymous October 20, 2020