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Super Tetelman Man

The most amazing super hero in the entire universe, way better than Superman, the flash, Batman, Catwoman, Daredevil, The Hulk, The Mask, Jaws, Big Bird, The Three Stooges, The Three Amigos, the Green Lantern, Noobman, Emeril and Dr. phil ... combined. Super Tetelman Man has ever super power that you could ever imagine, and if you were ever to imagine a new one he would then gain that power. He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, breath ice, have atomic farts, play a percet game of bowling ten times in a row, summon captain planet (only to ridicule him about how he is a hippy that is gay with aquaman), breathe anywhere, not need to breath, turn invisible transform into a bucket of mud, water, or any other living or nonliving thing, make annoying dogs stop barking, and everything else, he can even summon the fishes as useless as that power is. The only thing stopping him from saving the world from itself, the sun, asteroids, comets, robots, disease, bad movies(like Superman Returns), global warming, and hat hair is his one weakness that being he is lazy beyond belief. This causes him to use his pwers but in the most lazy way ever. This could include telekenisis to get the remote control, mind control to get pizza, talking to fish to wipe his ass, time control to watch his favorite show and skip the crappy ones(without tivo whic is to expesive for someone to lazy to get a job). The only aspect of Super Tetelman Man that is not lazy is his side kick, Super Teteldog Dog who is not quite as super as Super Teteman Man.
If only Super Tetelman Man was not so lazy he could teleport here and save us from certain doom and destruction.

Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him
by Angel the wonder dog July 14, 2006
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Super Asian

Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.
"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
by Ma hoe gan May 31, 2009
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Super Bowl

Something to watch so that you have something to talk about on Monday.
Joe: So uhh...what did you do yesterday?

Mike: Eh, just watched the Super Bowl.

Joe: Me too! Wasn't that one commercial sweet?
by banan14kab February 23, 2011
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Super Gremlin

I know the game was still going, I left because I'm super gremlin.
by spanglycord January 3, 2022
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Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.
Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.
by Jeff February 16, 2005
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Super-hardcore-mega-bitch

A frigid bitch, who knows she is a bitch, and refuses to change.
Yo, shes such a super hardcore mega bitch, and she knows it.
by Fitz April 9, 2003
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Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."
by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007
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