venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

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Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

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Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

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Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 8, 2025

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