Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

by jiffnep April 1, 2022

Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.

I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.

by Xzyhle February 11, 2022

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.

You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.

Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022