Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

smoot jooky

(noun) Any type of soda pop, especially when the brand is not known or mentioning the brand name is to be avoided.

Rachel isn't old enough to order a beer, so she had smoot jooky instead.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.

Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

by Interstellar Fuckernaut January 27, 2009

Smoth

A slow, ugly, asshole, doofus who is an absolute moron, thinks they’re above everyone, is extremely sensitive, doesn’t listen to a word anyone says, and is extremely disliked

Omg your boyfriend is a total Smoth! He’s always yelling you what do do and never listens to what you tell him.

by Thatqueensnacc January 13, 2019

Cincinnati Smoothie

A combination of piping hot semen and any organic fruit juice, well shaken, with the consistancy of a yogurt smoothie.

Jack was shocked to discover that his protein shake had been replaced with a Cincinnati Smoothie.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 5, 2010

Smooshi

A loved one or term of endearment.

Christopher Ryan is my Smooshi! or He is my Smooshi.

by SurfBabe900 August 18, 2009