smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009

cause ur smart

when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?

Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."

by Brigette Squire May 31, 2007

smart

Uhhhh, what are smart?

see redneck

Redneck 1: Duhh hiya billy! Wanna see them dancin gals?
Redneck 2: Duhhyie, what are geals??

by U.S.S.R. November 6, 2003

smart

all brain no balls

Some people are so smart that they have all brain no balls

by urbanmadman April 15, 2009

Smart

1)Tastefull/Posh. (coined in America)

2)Trim/Slender. (coined in Japan)

1)On some seasons, Gucci is the smartest thing to wear.

2)In order to be a model, you have to be smart.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

smarterchild

An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.

Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!

by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004

smart arse

A TV show where posh english people do jackass style stunts

did you know some posh english kids are gonna make a TV show called Smart Arse?

by piaggio January 4, 2005