Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010

Slowgan

A name for a kid named Logan who also happens to be extremely slow

Guy named Logan: I got 11 minutes on the mile run

Other guy: that's because your a slowgan

by Yo what's up? August 15, 2017

slowboatism

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

Slowy McPoopson

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)

I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.

by Matt Savo December 30, 2008

Slowzing

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

by DrPhil October 15, 2009

slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018