Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016

sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around

Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!

by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016

sloppy Charlie

When a man pulls out, cums in his hand, and then slaps the woman in the face with hand full of jizz.

She really liked him up until the moment he gave her a sloppy Charlie.

by insert something here April 8, 2016

Sloppy Ali

When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls

I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Sloppy-Lateral

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.

1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."

by drredbeans July 27, 2016

Sloppy Nipple

After sucking on a ripe nipple, leaving saliva and mother's milk around the rim.

Hey bro, i just sucked my wife's erect nipples, gave her a Sloppy Nipple..my mouth is dripping.... So is her nipple

by SloppySavage October 1, 2016

Snappy Chad

An irritation around the anus, caused by insufficient cleaning following defecation or delay in going to the toilet creating clinkers.

I've got a really snappy chad.
Argh, annoying snappy chad.
What's up with you wriggle pants? Snappy chad...?

by DobnCags October 10, 2016