by xaishi May 27, 2023
when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.
by The original shitty booty February 06, 2024
This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.
Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.
Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.
by Make it shitty February 12, 2025
When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 01, 2024
by Naufalicious December 05, 2024
A cat who is a fucker. Playing in the Christmas Tree and shit. What a son of a bitch. Eating cat food and ferret treats. Fuck.
by donovanwhs08 December 19, 2016
The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.
by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022