Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Sheather

A portmanteau of "shitty" and "weather." It is used to describe or inquire about outdoor conditions when both parties already acknowledge the weather is subpar.
Using the term "sheather" saves time by skipping the initial assessment of whether the weather is good or bad. It establishes "shitty" as the baseline, leaving only the degree of shittiness to be discussed (e.g., on a scale of 1–10).

Person A: "How’s the sheather looking?"
Person B: "Probably about an 8 out of 10. So, I would layer up and wear 2 high quality ponchos instead of just 1"

by theshaker February 4, 2026

Sheet Rash

The imprint from bed sheets on the skin after sleeping

I woke up this morning with some serious sheet rash

by Bennynokash February 21, 2026

Sheet Music

1. A music score that a composer writes and is printed on paper

They read sheet music as they played violins.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.

I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.

by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025

Sheet fanny

Sweaty dirty ass crack

I need to do a courtesy wipe because I have serious sheet fanny!

by Partymarty333 July 18, 2025

the sheet

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.

i punch holes for mindas.

by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004