Stormie

Literally the love of my life oh my fucking god u are the most perfect person even i could never say how much i love oh my god I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOU. i literally find u the most lovable person ever and i wanna squeeze u so tight till u cant breath oh my ur so kind. ur so fucking UGHFHJGUGUGGH i love day-dreaming about you, ur so pretty in my eyes ut hurts to know u cant see urself like that. If u saw me in your eyes, u would fall inlove with yourself. i love you so much i cant get enough of you, your voice, your EVERYTHING. I. LOVE. YOU.

"Stormie, my love, you make my day; a smile brighter than the brightest sunrise."

by SHHHHHUSHSHUSHSHUSH February 18, 2024

storm flopping

When a college basketball or football player of an opposing team "flops" and acts hurt by the home team's fans storming the court or field after a big win. This is usually followed up by studio talking heads offering self-righteous after-the-fact diatribes on the evils of court storming while their own network uses court-storming content to hype their own programming.

The drama queens at ESPN are out here whining about a player getting hurt when the crowd stormed the court, but clearly the dude was storm flopping. Get a grip.

by anonymous February 24, 2024

Storm Dink

Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...

He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.

His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)

The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick

by Prof. Doc. Doc. Slutter March 1, 2024

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass

Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?

by Spatwu May 27, 2024

spworm

Single giant sperm cell, the size of a worm or a small snake. It wriggles out of the penis in a painless ejaculation, after which it can easily be caught and disposed to prevent pregnancy.

Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).

"Man, I wish I could expel a spworm from my dick. It would feel really good!"
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."

by anarcholinguist June 17, 2024