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Richard Munch is the 8th Wonder of the World for having a penis smaller than an Asian. (See definition: Asian Penis)
by Jane.Doe@Gmail.com May 30, 2018

The person who acts like that one little brother. They talk about farts and The Simpsons (a show) constantly. They act like a teachers' pet and go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. Richard is that kind of person that re-uses really good roasts and turns them into bad ones. For example, he'll make a stupid face when someone roasts him and than says "that's what you are! OhHhhHh" It is rare for people to have a crush on him or become friends with him because he acts like he is 4. His only friends are the 2 quiet kids in the corner
Kid 1: Hey dude who's that guy over there?
Kid 2: Idk but he looks like a "Richard"
Kid 1: Dude, you never wanna be called a Richard
Kid 2: Idk but he looks like a "Richard"
Kid 1: Dude, you never wanna be called a Richard
by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021

by DinkyMcdungus October 27, 2022

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

extremely immature. always has dirty hair and mind. can be a very good friend if u know him well. if u do not know him, stay away and call a professional. not very reliable if he is not one of ur best friends
by judiththequeen2008 May 12, 2020
