Cant believe it. I thought I would be all romantic and give him a Hot Richard but I pushed to hard and it became a skiddy Richard
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Some dumb motherfucker with a receding hairline who thinks he's funny. He normally can be spotted driving a Ford Explorer ripping fat clouds.
"Yo, have you seen Richard Osborne?"
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
by Thetoastyboi_ October 15, 2019
Get the Richard Osborne mug.Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
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