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retard

people who think retard is a "slur"
such retards
by its not a slur July 18, 2022
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Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.
Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012
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masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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coked up retard

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up
“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”
by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020
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Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023
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Electric Retard

One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.

Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.
Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.
by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008
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retard

the manner in which one displays a lack of knowledge and general retardedness, often considered politcally incorrect due to the fact that the word's root comes from a mental disorder
"You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards – when they’re acting retarded." -the office
by thuggyluvvy December 24, 2008
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