Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
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You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
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