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arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.

Alabama queef canon 

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

orangutan queef 

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy
dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef
orangutan queef by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Hipster Barista Queef 

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

ass queef 

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
ass queef by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

Turbo queef 

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.
Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.
Turbo queef by homesicksong January 3, 2006