Skin Puppy

An alternate reference for an uncircumcised penis.

Jacob whispered poetic nothings into his teacher’s ear, while she carefully guided his skin puppy into her eagerly awaiting orange juice

by BlackMambaZa December 24, 2021

Slut Puppy

My friend with long hair.

My best friend looks like a slut puppy with his long hair.

by Scott Garrett Peterson June 2, 2008

kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

by theloneranger March 2, 2008

Puppydogs and Rainbows

A sarcastic remark referring to a crappy bad situation or crappy bad place.

I got to go to the dentist for a root canal, thats going to be

Puppydogs and Rainbows fun!

by HUH WUT ? December 19, 2011

puppy lasagna

eating out a dog

wow i really want some puppy lasagna right now

by quacking froggie March 24, 2021

Tuscumbia Puppy

Any sexual act that leaves you feeling confused and slimey underneath a rural mobile home.

Man, I don't know what happened last night but I think I ended up with a Tuscumbia Puppy.

by Bamafam August 3, 2007

Raping a dead puppy

Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy

by Samysam September 18, 2006