PaddleLeaf

A very small watermelon-like frog on a tree, and also under your bed. Paddleleaf's are usually found in the middle of Antarctica, where it is nice and warm.

"Did you catch a Paddleleaf on the weekend?" Said Joe.

"No, i didn't." Said Peter.

by gongdongdingdongbang May 19, 2022

poopie paddle

to have a bad day that requires you to move around in all the shit your taking.

Man I am having a bad day since I failed my final. thank god I brought my poopie paddle today.

by ac32 December 20, 2011

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

slave peddler

A pedicab driver you could physically take advantage of

Guy 1: Yo dude i need to borrow your slave peddler
Guy 2: No way we could be arrested
Guy 1: #tote that bitch anyway

by TyromeasaurusRightsMovement October 15, 2013

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016

Peddles

1. (noun) Vibes given off by an older person to a younger person that suggests they may be a pedophile; someone's "pedo" vibes.

Girl 1: Ew, did you see that guy with the creeper 'stach?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has mad peddles.

by krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 2, 2012