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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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procrastinating

What performing right now instead of homework.
Mom: You gotta finish your 2 books and projects before we go on vacation
Me:Yea umm I gotta do something first. *write this definition and start procrastinating*
by Schools Annoying August 17, 2011
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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proctoid

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.
We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.
by Proctoid January 23, 2011
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Thot Process

The ways in which a guy (or even girl, if they play the field) handles his/her hoes. For instance, keeping them from finding out about each other, maintaining clingyness-to-distance ratio, keeping them deprived enough to want the dick, etc.
You seen the way John handles his hoes? He's got one golden thot process.
by slickslander December 26, 2014
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Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died
Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009
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