potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 26, 2017

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

potato

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

Potatocorn

A rare potato-unicorn hybrid.

“I went camping in Ireland and I spotted a potatocorn!”

by dolanfreak99 October 14, 2017

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 27, 2017

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017