Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010

Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.

The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.

by MrRoche November 25, 2004

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

poop-thirty

A phrase meaning that it's time for a bowel movement. More commonly used when speaking to one or more male friends.

I'd say it's about poop-thirty.

by Scott78 September 5, 2007

poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.

"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

Poop-pedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.

Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"

by Joy Stacey March 13, 2009

Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.

Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!

by smither614 April 28, 2009