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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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Playing Defense

When someone actively interrupts, blocks, or derails another person’s attempt to flirt, rizz, or joke their way into someone’s heart. Usually done in group settings or livestreams, this is the playful art of stopping your friend from “cooking.” You’re not protecting anyone from danger—you’re protecting them from success.

It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
“I was trying to talk to her at the party, but Chris kept playing defense like I owed him rent.”

“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”

“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
by genzluv July 19, 2025
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Playing monkey

When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."
"In August, 2023 a lot of people were "playing monkey"?" -Vancouver, WA
by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025
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Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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playing objective

person 1: "i was playing objective"
person 2:"no you were camping faggot"
by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025
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playing the ukulele

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank
by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025
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