kissing pearl

Giving a woman oral sex. KP being the shorter version.

I got the best Kissing Pearl ever!

by CraftyMinxy June 12, 2023

Tom Pearling It

When you take a shit in any body of water

Rick: Yo Jake is Tom Pearling It in the pool right now!
James: Dude no way!

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 14, 2015

Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.

Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.

by Sexilexi January 8, 2017

Car Two Pearl Blue

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.

Car two pearl blue house of color heavy pearl.

by 300Mag83 May 19, 2018

Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin

She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.

by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019

Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019