penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.

Josh, Stop pecking i'm trying to listen to the instructor.

by Kenny Sawyer April 21, 2008

Picking Apples

Quite simply, male masturbation.

"Aw man, I was picking apples for such a long time last night. I thought my wrist was going to bend backwards."

by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004