lifeguard business

A term used for when a lifeguard has sex with his patient on the beach instead of saving them

i saw a lifeguard doing "lifeguard business" at the beach!

by ceo of lifeguard business June 8, 2022

#finance-and-business

a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.

#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"

by simpdoc May 7, 2022

JR Busy

When you’re “JR busy” it means you’re doing work you love and somehow getting paid for it

I’m JR busy and life is good!

by Nitsua007 March 24, 2022

do the business with

Have sex with someone

Jim did the business with some bird the other evening.
I hope I get a chance to do the business with the new secretary.

by Backhander April 12, 2019

Business Decision

(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.

"Stephen Curry made a business decision when defending Ja Morant in the paint"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022

Business Mandrill

a person who can interact and do business with multiple parties in the jungle.

John in marketing is a business mandrill, don’t mess with him!

by DieselMax June 20, 2023

you must be busy

You are disorganized and unable to manage your circumstances. I wish I could help you but you wouldn't want my help anyway because you enjoy being busy.

"You must be busy". All the things that you are trying to do and its probably very hard. I am sorry. I wish I could help.

by 6w August 2, 2023