montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

Mountain Meatball Stew

when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.

When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.

by The one true turd May 31, 2015

Rocky Mountain Fountain

High Altitude Breast Feeding

yo dude a rocky mountain fountain should be legal in public, bro

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

Rockie Mountain Hummingbird

When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.

I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.

by Buy my oranges February 25, 2019

Thot mega mountain

A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash

Ceebs Writing a definition for Thot mega mountain ✌🏽

by Lildarthvader July 21, 2019

Arctic mountain echo

When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.

Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"

Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"

Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."

by vuckmehard November 21, 2019