MineCraft PE

Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console

Poor kid: wanna play MineCraft PE?
Rich kid: On what console
Poor Kid: On PockEt EdItIOn
Rich Kid: your gay

MineCraft PE by LIL DiCtIonArY February 12, 2018

Minecraft player

God

Hey,are you a Minecraft player?
Yes,im a god

Minecraft player by 𓀐𓂸 July 13, 2020

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Minecraft Animations

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Minecraft Animations by The weird pedophile August 9, 2016

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minecraft shark

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."

Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."

minecraft shark by that black guy123 January 18, 2011

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minecraft and chill

Similar to netflix and chill but with minecraft. To set the mood you watch creeper porn.

Minecraft and chill is fun for twelve year olds

minecraft and chill by madsnaildisease January 18, 2016

minecraft disease

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

Boy 1: Dude i think you got the Minecraft disease please see a doctor.

Boy 2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

minecraft disease by Blaziken Master June 21, 2017

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Minecraft Bedrock Edition

The best edition of Minecraft. Not the buggy version of Minecraft. Has children playing it, and non-toxic players, unlike Java Edition. It has servers like TheHiveMC, Cubecraft, and Galaxite. Just ignore the 4 other server and play the mentioned servers, and you'll see the superior version.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition Player: Hi. I'm a Bedrock Player. We have better bridging, and no 1.9 PvP. We have 1.8 PvP.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition by bedrockedition November 22, 2021

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