20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.
Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
by RouxRoux February 24, 2009
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by ian the d June 11, 2006
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When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
by Anthoni April 1, 2008
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He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.
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He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.
Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO.
Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits.
Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him.
Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!
"Look at Michael go! He's going to achieve great things in life."
"Man, I cannot believe he jumped out of that plan!" "What else do you expect from a Michael?"
"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"
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"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"
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by Anonymous :') February 16, 2017
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A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.
They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.
They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
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