Master Shab

Spanish Slang translated into English as " douchebag", "worthless", and "dumb shit"

Did you see him today?

Yeah he's such a master shab.

by mexicalia October 10, 2009

Master Sweets

An adjective used to describe something incredibly awesome, when there are no other words to describe it. Basically it is the opposite of a buzzkill.

Person A: Dude, skiing is gonna be so awesome today.
Person B: Yea Dude. Powder Sesh Master Sweets!

Person A: Where did you get that ill scar?
Person B: Longbording master sweets! I totally almost killed myself.

Person A: He's effing hot.
Person B: Yea, a TOTAl babe master sweets.

by JahGuids December 11, 2010

Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

Macsterbating

The act of materbating while playing xbox

Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.

by is online April 24, 2011

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Macster

Mac owner + Hipster = Macster
A Mac owner (or technology geek) who is currently craving, or in possession of, the triad of Apple products, e.g., the Mac, iPad, and iPhone in order to impress friends or just have the newest and most hip trends to show off to everyone

Parr: "Check out my personal collection of Apple merchandise. And I haven't even sold half of my soul yet!"
Anne: "You're such a Macster..."

by Slawl February 10, 2013

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015