Matthew

Greek for eternal sex god. Hes sexy athletic hot and he gets all the girls. anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts. Hes that one guy who can catch a shoe on his foot even though his foot is 2 sizes bigger.

What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.

Girl 1: OMG I want to make love to Matthew

Girl 2: Well u can't

Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏

by Coldtomato May 24, 2014

matthew

A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.

At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!

Lets have a man sleepover!
Okay, but don't invite Matthew!

by LolliPopGumDrop June 11, 2010

matthew

matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.

wow matthew and mariana would look great together

by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017

Matthew

The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew

I’m going out with Matthew tomorrow

by Gg.Maraj September 25, 2018

Matthew Griffith

A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.

Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.

by #whereismatt? April 4, 2015

matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around

I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend

by Aiko1208 July 22, 2016

matthew alvarez

Bitch ass nigga that sucks bbc and it gay ass shit.

Bro your being like Matthew Alvarez

by Sgkegejj May 21, 2018