Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019

pulling a matthew

A living, walking meme.

that guy is pulling a Matthew today.

by Taco Bell 18 May 15, 2016

pulling a matthew

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

by Xxrobloxkidxx April 1, 2019

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 25, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019