masturbation-fueled car

A penis.

I got a masterbation fueld car.

by daman October 28, 2003

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 08, 2017

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub May 19, 2007

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 03, 2020

poly-auto masturbation/orgy

a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.

I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.

by sharonelectrons September 04, 2009

International street masturbation day

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.

Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*

by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018

vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.

Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

by Ali gooba tremy uterwecex April 17, 2010