A boy who will break your heart. The best friend you could ever have. An asshole one moment and someone you could kiss the next. The definition of a person you could spend the rest of your life with. If you find a Mason, keep him, he is the best thing that will ever happen to you. If you lose a Mason, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
by FleurSea December 2, 2022

by Anonymous 8th grader November 25, 2021

The absolute BEST man in the world. A true G. With a gangster past but so cool as cumber and well-spoken, you'd never know. Mysterious but not too. He keeps you on your toes. He's a charming guy, the type of guy you WISH you could be but no matter how many self-help books you read, you just can't. He's the epitome of what all men strive to be; still gangster but an epecable father. Funny but not obnoxious. Smart but not snarky.
He's the kind of guy that holds the door open for you, pays, texts you everyday to see how you're doing but won't chase after you when you're having a moment.
He's everything you want and everything you wish you could be..
Did I mention he's loyal AF ? But due to his swaggy-nature, you may think otherwise. Goodluck trying! This one is a keeper.
He's the kind of guy that holds the door open for you, pays, texts you everyday to see how you're doing but won't chase after you when you're having a moment.
He's everything you want and everything you wish you could be..
Did I mention he's loyal AF ? But due to his swaggy-nature, you may think otherwise. Goodluck trying! This one is a keeper.
by Mia__ January 8, 2022

Shut the fuck up Mason
by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022

Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024

Act of cumming in a gay man mouth that has rotten teeth and gingivitis. Then he swishes it around in his mouth added blood from his gums. Then spitting it in a shot glass for you to shoot. Like a snowball but pink.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 4, 2022

a common ship name that involves one person liking a female usually named Sharah or Vivi. This word is used when someone does an inappropriate activity with these two females named these names.
by Ralphyyyy17 April 25, 2024
