gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

covid mask

By now everyone should know what a covid mask is. Its a mask worn during the covid 19 pandemic to stop or slow the spread of the virus that the chinese government allowed to spread all over the world. Had they spoke up then they may have been able to contain it.

Thanks to the uncaring idiots in china we all have to wear a covid mask now.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2020

ass mask

to shove your ass onto another person's face

Al: *Just sitting there*
Bright: *Jumps on Al with no pants* "Haha I just ass masked you!"

by sean aka dolemite April 29, 2004

No Mask, No Math

The slogan by math educators for their pseudoscientific or conspiracist audience, who argue that mask wearing or social distancing is ineffective in protecting them and others, especially for those who now have a certain degree of immunity after recovering from Covid-19.

Pastors tell their congregations: “no mask, no mass”; principals tell their classes: “no mask, no math.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2020

Marksman

Not much is clear about the Marksman. They apparently use 'crossbows' which are a slow, annoying weapon that block your face when you hold them. Lol@that. Their 4th job skills aren't very intriguing, which is most likely why I always wonder what exactly a Marksman is when I see one walking around HHG1. Sometimes I wonder just -why- they're walking around HHG1, but then it hit me- they're just as nooby as the level 8 magicians. FatalEyes is a good example of this breed. (Marksmanicus Noobicus)

wats a marksman? i hav no idea.

by Septher March 11, 2008

zombie mask of terror

Getting A Blow Job and then pulling out before you Cum so that in get's in his/her eyes so they roll on the floor looking like a Zombie

Gena is such a hoe i gave her the Zombie Mask Of Terror

by dddffff May 17, 2006

Steed Mask

Anything u may use to protect one's self from STDs. Preferably a condom.

"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."

by Loki2316 October 25, 2011