marthijntje

a small penis or no penis

you see some one with a small penis and you say: hey he's got a marthijntje then you laugh and point at him

by henkiespenkie March 1, 2010

Martha Stewart that shit

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game

I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!

by NidgeDFX August 13, 2015

Martha Behamfil

hottest idv survivor and the hottest coordinator ever and like what the fuck i love her she should marry me

martha behamfil is hot

by edgarslovebot April 28, 2021

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

Marthin

Marthin is a name variation of martin, it's very rare to meet a person with a name Marthin with an "h" inside the name.

Jojo: Hey do you know martin?
Marthin: I hate you.

by Sir Marthinnes IX March 22, 2023

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

big martha

“Big Martha” is a noun/name for a pussy/vagina

“i’m bout to play with big martha”

“ ‘ UGH’ i haven’t been able to play with big martha because my cousin has been staying in my house for two weeks!”

“ ‘what are you doing?‘ ; ‘ playing with big martha,i’ll text you back later’ “

by pickle girl July 1, 2023