whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

A Manson

When you take a crap and don't wipe your bum because you're taking a shower right after thinking that saving the toilet paper is offsetting your carbon footprint but really you're just a piece of shit.

I rushed and took a Manson because I had to get back to reading 'Infinite Jest' by David Foster Wallace

by fugug March 8, 2017

Daddy Manzonie

Daddy Denton is quaking

Daddy Manzonie gets all the bitches😍

by Veidyswh December 17, 2017

Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

Cody manson

A simple savage

Cody manson is a 45 trix epedimic original

by Slaygal December 25, 2018

member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019