mutual oral sex

Another way of saying 69.

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017

Mutz

Mutz, or a human being that is physically incapable of growing. They often are short & extremely feisty, especially when you get near them. However, once you get to know them, they become a great friend. They often play some sort of winter sport like Hockey, construing their skills. A Mutz often laments his past decisions, taking it out on his friends.

Additionally, Mutz is also defined as a metonymic occupational name for a baker.

Person A: Did you hear about the *Insert any winter sport* game last night.
Person B: Yeah! I heard Mutz won a gold medal!!

by Altansarnai Hasan March 20, 2019

muthafuckinshit

abbreviation of "mother fucking shit"

DUDE!! she's the muthafuckinshit aint she??

by tom thirwall August 30, 2003

Hairy Mutt

shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.

"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."

by Mr. Clutch January 15, 2009

Mutual

Where no feelings are involed in the act of making out (kissing passionitely) between two people.

Austin found a mutual to make out with

by chazzels22 July 8, 2011

Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.

Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!

by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008

mutta

slang for really ugly and dirty

look over there that guys a proper mutta

by tiggz June 27, 2006