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Mitchell

Mitchell... often called Mitch.
Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process.

However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method.

He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D

A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice.
But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes.

He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be.

A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme.

Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced.

He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
Girl: "I like him but I don't know if he likes me... He is so nice all of the sudden! I think he really likes me!"

Mitchell: "It's because he wants something from you. He's going to ask if he can pick you up tonight for a party just wait..."

Girl: "HE TEXTED ME! ...And he asked if I wanted him to come pick me up for a party..."
by justsaymyname<3 April 22, 2011
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Mitchy

A lovable person who is like a little brother. He always has a kind word for anyone who needs one, even people who don't deserve them. He will always be loved more than he knows, and is the most amazingest person anyone could ever meet. Those he holds close should know how lucky they are, because his words and his humor is one of the best of anyone. If you are having a bad day, contact Mitchy.
I'm so happy I have a Mitchy to talk to!
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michael jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), known as the "King of Pop", was an American musician and one of the most commercially successful and influential entertainers of all time. His unique contributions to music and dance, along with a highly publicized personal life, made him a prominent figure in popular culture for four decades.

Alongside his brothers, he made his debut in 1964 as lead singer and youngest member of The Jackson 5, and began a successful solo career in 1971. His 1982 album Thriller remains the best-selling album of all time, with Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), and HIStory (1995) among the best selling. He is widely credited with having transformed the music video from a promotional tool into an art form, with videos for his songs "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Thriller" making him the first African American artist to amass a strong crossover following on MTV.

While preparing for the This Is It concert tour in 2009, Jackson died at the age of 50 after suffering from cardiac arrest. He reportedly had been administered drugs such as propofol and lorazepam, and his death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner. His death triggered an outpouring of grief from around the world with his globally live broadcast memorial service attracting an audience of up to one billion people.
Michael Jackson was a very successful artist.
by rc2696 October 21, 2009
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Michael

A complicated person genuinely being a bit stupid at times he tries to make others laugh and like him however he hides his real feelings and doesn’t tell anyone about them but having a Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who you can tell anything
Michael seems depressed but when I talked to him he seemed like himself again
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Joni Mitchell

Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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Michael Myers

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.
Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.
by Kain October 16, 2004
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