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i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world
by okstella August 12, 2021
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quarter life crisis

aka. Mid-youth crisis.

Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
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life metal

You:What the hell are those christians playing.

Me:Fucking Life Metal.
by Taylor1989 December 9, 2008
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5 life

An expression used on the internet and Xbox LIVE meaning "for life." This phrase is making fun of when people use "4 life." It was popularized by Team ICE.
"Team ICE 5 life" -Zach
by TEAM NCIE November 22, 2009
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lifer

a person who is employed at a minimum wage job, and is destined to work there for the majority of their life.
She's going to be a lifer at Tim Horton's.
by dawnage April 29, 2005
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008
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life hack

A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."
A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."
by delroah November 1, 2013
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