i'm lesbian

The word that every girl thinks at one point

Oh look at that cute girl! Thinks *i'm lesbian?*

by Soccerislife April 25, 2014

Wannabe Lesbian

A girl who will cut her hair off, dress like a guy, and become absorbed in the act of being a tryhard. It is very rare but if they get a girl to like them they will normally tell them off yet lead them on.She emphasises all of the time how much she like girls

Look at Nicki she's such a wannabe lesbian

by FireyVulpix08 December 13, 2018

Lesbian Hobbit

Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.

Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...

by IanPeterFreeley May 27, 2015

lesbian yaoi

yaoi where the men just look like women

lesbian yaoi is not the same as yuri

by ilovesharks23452235 January 19, 2023

crystal lesbian

A lesbian who's obsessed with crystals.

They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah

Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?

Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~

by Punterlog July 10, 2023

Yankee lesbian

A woman who is attracted to other women, but only interested in their northern half. They like to kiss other women and play with breasts, but don't want to touch below the belt, give or receive oral sex with another woman.

I know she *says* she's bisexual, but really she's just a Yankee lesbian. She made out with her, but wouldn't even take off her pants!

by peoplepainter August 27, 2012

Lesbian years

Lesbian years are similar to dog years. When lesbians date and then fall in love, time really flies. There's not a real science to it, just think, roughly double. I round when necessary.

I was telling my friend "oh yeah remember when I dated that narcissist for five months? It was really like a year in lesbian years. "

by Lin-Zeee February 18, 2021