lobdsay

The cooler way to call you friend named lindsay.
often shortened down to "Lobs."

"hey lobdsay! whats crackin?!"

"dude, lobs was so fucked up last night.

by monicaxx January 19, 2008

lobstallion

A big lobstar who knows how to use it

Billy the lobstallion is giving it to me large

by Lobstar January 19, 2008

lobolog

simply to toss ones log

chug
watch me lobolog

by lobolog May 16, 2009

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Lobsterfy

The process of becoming sunburned and red; much like a lobster.

The woman set herself up to lobsterfy by not applying sunscreen before going to the beach.

by mayalennon May 28, 2010

Lobsterectomy

To relieve someone of the lobster in their vagina to make them less of a bitch.

Mrs. Williams needs a lobsterectomy.

by dsfhalfduhalsu4596ighopit0- July 16, 2010

Lobster Bass

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

by Tommy lobster December 30, 2010