Da Vinci Load

Ejaculate that is deposited in or on a Christian pastor, priest, deacon, saint, usher, choir singer, Bible scholar, Sunday school teacher, bishop, cardinal, pope, nun, or worship leader.

I really shouldn't be fucking my pastor, but I love shooting my Da Vinci Load all over his face.

by Horny4Christ May 23, 2021

Load up them choppas

Phrase used to describe the act of inserting a magazine into a gun (that is or is like the AK-47.) Mostly used in the deep south, frequently done on December 31st to celebrate the New Year.

Jeff: Hey what day is it?
Bob: December 31st.
Jeff: Let's load up them choppas and then hit the parties.
Bob: Sounds good man!

by XxXsM0k3w33d4LyPh3420XxX August 21, 2011

shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...

by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

three bricks shy of a load

stupid, dense, lacking intelegence

The poor guy must be three bricks shy of a load.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

gut my load

The way your mom prefers to end our all-night grudge fests, by swallowing MASS amounts of my cum.

Shit your kootchie's so rank, I'm out of here, unless you want to gut my load.

by JPac August 9, 2003

gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years

A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long

by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

Load Shedding

Busting a “nut” or “load” across a row of kneeling Bangladeshi whore’s or Ex-girlfriends faces.

Hey Man, what are you doing this weekend? Going to a house party, it’s going to be load shedding gang bang at your moms house

by 2 Fists 1 Butt January 21, 2019