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monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.
by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009
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jammed up

when you get soooo fucked up from ripping an OC 80 and cannot control your scratching......that is being jammed up
Yo dude, i just ripped that whole oscar, I'm so jammed up!
by City Bird April 12, 2008
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Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam are a fine example of an awesome band.

These 'awesome bands' are very endangered these days, especially since John Lennon died and Ke$ha started raping the charts.
Now, despite the Y2K bug and Justin Bieber, Pearl Jam are one of the best creations of the 90's as they eclectically combine grunge with heavy rock with soft accoustic guitars with the coolest voice possible.

The best of the best songs are:
Even Flow
Black
Yellow Ledbetter
Alive
Just Breathe

Pearl Jam conquer about 90% of my iPod and have about 40 tribute bands, which is always good!
I hate Pearl Jam, but then again I'm an obese anti-christ homo who digs Nickelback.
How many people did I offend there...?
by choco-mango November 30, 2010
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Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.
by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016
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sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.
Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.
by sauter January 28, 2008
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Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following
Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott
by Jammie69 May 1, 2020
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honey jams

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍
RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much
by STREAM IDOL U HOES September 6, 2018
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