Jacked like Jill

To be weak;(used as an insult)

Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill

by Diego December 31, 2003

jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018

Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.

WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!

by edward troxler March 27, 2003

That's jacked!

G-rated version of that's fucked up.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.

"l ran bath water to take a bath and grandma just snuck into the tub and locked the door! That's jacked!!"

by Loco bitch September 25, 2009