jose

typical name for a brown guy or a mexican.

the other day while walking through tijuana i yelled for my friend Jose and half the population turned and said "Que?"

by Mike Ocksbigger then yours February 16, 2009

Jolied

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets stolen by someone else.

Oooh girl, I knew she was going to getjolied. That girl is too trusting.

Jolied again. For shame.

We met during filming. Friends first, then I joliedhim. His name is Brad. Maybe you've heard of him?-from an anonymous source

by Bokchoygurl August 14, 2012

Jodie Whittake

First and ever female incarnation of the Doctor

Dude 1: Did you see whos the new Doctor?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Jodie Whittake a female.
Dude 2: OMG THEY RUINED THE SHOOW!!!!!!!

by ddMa July 18, 2017

Jose

He has a big PENIS

Jose has VERY BIG PENNIS LIKE HOLLY SHIT

by Jose definition June 24, 2018

Joliene

One of the kindest, sweetest humans you will ever meet. Cute furry animals flock to be near her. Children believe she is an angel in disguise. Destined to go to heaven. Still, you can’t get her out of your mind because she is mysterious in so many ways. An amazing listener and friend. An artist. Able to solve complicated math problems.

When you’re having a bad day it helps to have a Joliene to listen to and make you feel like the world is going to be okay after all.

by Erica Oneal November 23, 2021

Jodie Foster

She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.

Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?

by t00c00lforscho00l July 22, 2022

uncle jose

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi

Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018