Introvertedness

A human being who constantly communicates with other human beings without being physically present. Usually with the aid of a cellular device or a computer.

The introvertedness in this relationship has reached a new high, instead of talking to each other we text.

by Avalonsody May 2, 2011

intromissio in ano

Latin for "sticking it up the ass; term used for butt-fucking or cornholing in old-fashioned books, back when the well-bred knew Latin and hoi polloi didn't.

Intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature.

by octopod June 12, 2004

introdus

(n.) A massive gathering of people to a specific location; the opposite of an "exodus".

The Same-Sex Marriage Referendum caused a mass introdus of Irish citizens to Ireland.

by sokaties October 21, 2015

interoperability

(n) a nonexistant utopia wherein software is not platform dependent

Our game is interoperable - it will run equally well on Windows, Linux, XBox, GameCube, PlayStation 2, Playstation, etc.

by Knautilus October 20, 2003

Ingrown Empire

Alternate name for Spokane, WA, coined by Maloney of the underground newspaper, The Spokane Natural,in the late 1960's. For many years the Chamber of Commerce called Spokane and the surrounding area the Inland Empire. Ingrown Empire seems more accurate.
The current promotional catch phrase is "Near Nature, Near Perfect."
Ingrown Empire occasionally shows up in Seattle papers as a pejorative name for Spokane.

Welcome to the Ingrown Empire. Set your clocks back to the last century.

by Manikguy April 26, 2009

jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011