monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.

Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.

by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009

jammed up

when you get soooo fucked up from ripping an OC 80 and cannot control your scratching......that is being jammed up

Yo dude, i just ripped that whole oscar, I'm so jammed up!

by City Bird April 12, 2008

Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam are a fine example of an awesome band.

These 'awesome bands' are very endangered these days, especially since John Lennon died and Ke$ha started raping the charts.
Now, despite the Y2K bug and Justin Bieber, Pearl Jam are one of the best creations of the 90's as they eclectically combine grunge with heavy rock with soft accoustic guitars with the coolest voice possible.

The best of the best songs are:
Even Flow
Black
Yellow Ledbetter
Alive
Just Breathe

Pearl Jam conquer about 90% of my iPod and have about 40 tribute bands, which is always good!

I hate Pearl Jam, but then again I'm an obese anti-christ homo who digs Nickelback.
How many people did I offend there...?

by choco-mango November 30, 2010

Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.

I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.

by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

jam she

Verb
1: To make sweet love to a fine ass gyal
2: To Grind a hot cocojumbo

eh sachin bai, u gonna jam she tonite?
> yeh bai i jam she nice

by firerass August 10, 2006

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

jam dandy

Synonym of swell.

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!

by babaloulou December 1, 2003